The Democratic Republic of Mist Lands is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bennicbane with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 18.599 billion Misties are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freeport. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Mislandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,072 trillion Credit Chits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,213 Credit Chits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mist Lands's national animal is the Werewolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Mist Lands is ranked 271,624^th in the world and 12^th in The Furry Federation for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 8,921.52 Standard Monetary Units.