The Protectorate of Minimuth is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mastho Batordonth with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The devout population of 23.819 billion Minimuthians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolhar. The average income tax rate is 65.3%.

The very strong Minimuthian economy, worth a remarkable 2,089 trillion strands of hair a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,736 strands of hair, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Minimuth, children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist, future leaders of Minimuth regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minimuth's national animal is the behemoth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minimuth is ranked 60,886^th in the world and 12^th in The World Rearranged for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,610.15 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.