The Republic of Malafoxtria is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.594 billion Malafoxtrians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 55.3%.

The Malafoxtrian economy, worth 281 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,655 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malafoxtria's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Malafoxtria is ranked 20,841^st in the world and 7^th in Jutomi Puppet Storage for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,147.79 on the Clooney Contribution Index.