The United States of Maid Cafe is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 3.26 billion Maid Cafeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 33.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Maid Cafean economy, worth 82.0 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,147 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, snitches get riches, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maid Cafe's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maid Cafe is ranked 158,284^th in the world and 2^nd in Ninja for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 498.29 on the Gilded Widget Scale.