Population | 1.673 billion |
Capital | Portland |
Leader | Lisa |
Faith | Wicca |
Currency | money |
Animal | animal |
The Rogue Nation of LSN0 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lisa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.673 billion LSN0ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portland. The average income tax rate is 76.8%.
The frighteningly efficient LSN0ian economy, worth 235 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 141,020 monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
The government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LSN0's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wicca.
LSN0 is ranked 28,225th in the world and 554th in the South Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,899.27 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : LSN0 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in LSN0, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
- : Following new legislation in LSN0, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
- : Following new legislation in LSN0, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
- : Following new legislation in LSN0, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions.
- : Following new legislation in LSN0, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
- : Following new legislation in LSN0, LSN0ians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun.
- : Following new legislation in LSN0, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
- : Following new legislation in LSN0, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
- : LSN0 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.