The State of Lorne Hendersen is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.414 billion Hendersenians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Lorne Hendersenian economy, worth 954 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is 39,090 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 265,769 per year while the poor average 2,100, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned and voting is voluntary. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lorne Hendersen's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lorne Hendersen is ranked 202,044^th in the world and 4^th in Managua for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.26 kickbacks per hour.