The Militarist Republic of Logibict is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kyr'am Kro Zoller with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 27.552 billion Logibictians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kais'vre. The average income tax rate is 9.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Logibictian economy, worth a remarkable 7,156 trillion logics a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 259,761 logics, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The children of Logibict are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, war vets look after war animals, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Logibict, and the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Logibict's national animal is the Black Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Resol'nare.

Logibict is ranked 1,179^th in the world and 82^nd in Balder for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 236,123.03 Standard Monetary Units.