The Collective Socialist States of Legionary Poland is a huge, genial nation, notable for its triple-decker prams, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 581 million Poles are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polonia. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Polish economy, worth 66.2 trillion Labour Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,932 Labour Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, moonshine has made a resurgence, many in Legionary Poland are born in the purple, and pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legionary Poland's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Legionary Poland is ranked 19,338^th in the world and 195^th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,204.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.