Population | 18.829 billion |
Capital | Nyinkormänok |
Leader | Zsoltan Miola |
Currency | lorvák |
Animal | Alicorn |
The Fair State of Larinia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zsoltan Miola with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, avowedly heterosexual populace, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.829 billion Larines are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyinkormänok. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Lariny economy, worth a remarkable 5,870 trillion lorváks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 311,759 lorváks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, Larinia's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, and diplomatic cables about Zsoltan Miola have suddenly been very flattering. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Larinia's national animal is the Alicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Larinia is ranked 4,961st in the world and 200th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 12,071.22 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Larinia, diplomatic cables about Zsoltan Miola have suddenly been very flattering.
- : Following new legislation in Larinia, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
- : Following new legislation in Larinia, Larinia's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives.
- : Larinia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, Highest Average Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Larinia, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
- : Following new legislation in Larinia, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
- : Following new legislation in Larinia, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls.
- : Following new legislation in Larinia, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Larinia, angry men scowl at each other across chess boards.
- : Following new legislation in Larinia, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.