The Federated Councils of Kyldigard is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Uaderrim Vijaroscij with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The cheerful, devout population of 4.789 billion Kyldigardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muremysct. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldigardian economy, worth 880 trillion Chings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 183,842 Chings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, the default state for Kyldigard is default, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, and escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldigard's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secular.

Kyldigard is ranked 67,261^st in the world and 62^nd in Sparkalia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 49,453.57 Standard Monetary Units.