The Federation of Kumenistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20.915 billion Kumenistanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gepidia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.0%.

The powerhouse Kumenistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,401 trillion Oghuzzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 66,996 Oghuzzes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 300,808 per year while the poor average 9,221, a ratio of 32.6 to 1.

Kumenistan has designated Gepidia as its capital city, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime is moderate. Kumenistan's national animal is the Pecheneg horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kumenistan is ranked 236,592^nd in the world and 72^nd in The TWR and NE Puppet Depot for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.16 law-abiding acts per hour.