The Kingdom of Kralt is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by William Ostok with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.998 billion Kraltians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quanpana. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kraltian economy, worth 395 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,001 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, and untold millions of kronor are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kralt's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kralt is ranked 71,010^th in the world and 1,604^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.