The The of Kingdom of Mooshland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lasagna Maker with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 7.409 billion Boops are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lasagna. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Boop economy, worth a remarkable 1,139 trillion Thes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,750 Thes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Lasagna Maker's throne, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Mooshland's national animal is the The, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lasagna.

Kingdom of Mooshland is ranked 7,338^th in the world and 5^th in The Labyrinth for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,851.48 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.