The Imperial Queendom of Jujumanistania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Imperial Queen Luana Nakamura Pinho with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 25.256 billion Jujumanistanis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, well-organized individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Casares Baja. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong Jujumanistani economy, worth 929 trillion Juju Sterlings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 36,798 Juju Sterlings, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, Imperial Queen Luana Nakamura Pinho has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and Jujumanistania has designated Casares Baja as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jujumanistania's national animal is the Juju Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jujumanistania is ranked 273,713^th in the world and 10,178^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 8.26 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.