The Nabetseican Realm of Jeltronia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by High King Jon with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 18.016 billion Jeltronians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bascav. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jeltronian economy, worth a remarkable 4,223 trillion Jeltronian Estedoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 234,413 Jeltronian Estedoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

College athletes are arrested for selling lemonade, yoga studios are being converted into yoga research labs, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, and a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeltronia's national animal is the Imperial Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nabetseism.

Jeltronia is ranked 19,944^th in the world and 1^st in The Jeltronian Empire for Largest Populations, with 18.0 billion capita.