The Commonwealth of Itameren is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.701 billion Itamerenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Itamerenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,289 trillion pakks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,245 pakks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Liberal Progressive and Progressive Liberal parties swear that they have totally different ideologies, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Itameren's national animal is the osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Itameren is ranked 36,234^th in the world and 1,252^nd in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 11.7 billion capita.