The Gravy Baby of ISPFunLand is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by KEINGPEPE with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.097 billion ISPFunLandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bigbitecity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.7%.

The strong ISPFunLandian economy, worth 578 trillion Gravies a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,398 Gravies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 207,977 per year while the poor average 19,378, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Many friends and relatives of KEINGPEPE have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, devotion to God is only skin-deep, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ISPFunLand's national animal is the Gravy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is PEPESISM.

ISPFunLand is ranked 274,117^th in the world and 194^th in Bozarkia for Safest, scoring 6.66 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.