Population | 9.747 billion |
Currency | shekel |
Animal | flying fox |
The Republic of HippoSanity is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.747 billion Kerg But Not Badians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.8%.
The frighteningly efficient HippoSanityian economy, worth a remarkable 1,280 trillion shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 131,335 shekels, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.
Renewable energy projects have ground to a halt, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HippoSanity's national animal is the flying fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
HippoSanity is ranked 54,426th in the world and 1,299th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 101.28 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : HippoSanity was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Highest Economic Output.
- : HippoSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : HippoSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : HippoSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : HippoSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : HippoSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : HippoSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : HippoSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : HippoSanity's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : HippoSanity was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.