The United Kingdom of Greatest pimps is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by grand pimp with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.65 billion Greatest pimpsians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of backhand city. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greatest pimpsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,164 trillion smackers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 325,545 smackers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out, accusations of corruption stick when the accused are long-gone, and the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Greatest pimps's national animal is the Parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is marijuanahism.

Greatest pimps is ranked 282,891^st in the world and 282^nd in The Amaranthine Isles for Safest, scoring 4.42 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.