The Incorporated States of Golden Parrot Corporation is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 7.265 billion Golden Parrot Corporationians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, although Spirituality, Defense, and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 51.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Golden Parrot Corporationian economy, worth 216 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,784 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is voluntary, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, and nudity is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golden Parrot Corporation's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Golden Parrot Corporation is ranked 170,158^th in the world and 7,838^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 428.37 on the Gilded Widget Scale.