The Armed Republic of Gazimestan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.512 billion Gazimestanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The strong Gazimestanian economy, worth 343 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 40,362 Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 260,139 per year while the poor average 2,530, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gazimestan's national animal is the dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Gazimestan is ranked 273,695^th in the world and 2^nd in Kosovo for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.