The Agnostic Sociocracy of Floriweeda is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chakal Artnikabiter with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.641 billion Floriweedans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floricity. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Floriweedan economy, worth a remarkable 1,283 trillion Floripoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 82,065 Floripoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floriweeda's national animal is the Santa mierda de dios, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Floriweeda is ranked 206,628^th in the world and 7,827^th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.64 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.