The Kingdom of Figee is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 276 million Figeeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and International Aid. The average income tax rate is 41.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Figeean economy, worth 10.0 trillion Yap Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,304 Yap Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, citizens wouldn't recognise Leader if they passed one another on the street, the little guy plays a big role in Figeean politics, and octogenarian models insist that they've still got it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Figee's national animal is the Chihuahua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Figee is ranked 19,808^th in the world and 3^rd in Antraland for Most Primitive, scoring 80.63 on the Scary Big Number Scale.