The Republic of Eeleennitohoml is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.936 billion Eeleennitohomlians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eeleennitohomlian economy, worth 966 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,309 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails, a flying elephant and Leader share the same nickname, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, and online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eeleennitohoml's national animal is the Python, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eeleennitohoml is ranked 225,801^st in the world and 1,756^th in Two for Safest, scoring 23.68 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.