The Landstrick of Ednaon is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nao Babo with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 12.364 billion Ednas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nao Bylon. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong ednese economy, worth 758 trillion NAOANS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 61,337 NAOANS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, most ambassadors from Ednaon retire only a few years after being appointed, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ednaon's national animal is the Nao Nak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Naoturalism.

Ednaon is ranked 21,418^th in the world and 1,215^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 113.12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.