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The Federated Realms of Distruzio

“Faith, Family, Business”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Crown Federation of Recon

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The Federated Realms of Distruzio is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by His Majesty Titolli di Medici with an iron fist, and remarkable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.452 billion Distruzi are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diesel Proper. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Distruzi economy, worth a remarkable 1,576 trillion Bezants a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 186,523 Bezants, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

It is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Distruzio has found 2 easter eggs), and refugees from other nations are flocking to Distruzio's border. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Distruzio's national animal is the Cosa Nostra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholic Orthodoxy.

Distruzio is ranked 138th in The Crown Federation of Recon and 111,506th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with -1,083.05 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Distruzio, refugees from other nations are flocking to Distruzio's border.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Distruzio, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Distruzio has found 2 easter eggs).
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Distruzio, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Distruzio, it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Distruzio, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Distruzio, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Distruzio, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Distruzio was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Distruzio was ranked #1 in the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 6 days ago: Distruzio fell out of the regional Top 10% for Stupidest Citizens.

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