Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 88th Most Efficient Economies: 331st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 558th
The Federated Realms of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Faith, Family, Business
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Founder
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Federated Realms of Distruzio is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Majesty Titolli di Medici with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 10.181 billion Distruzi have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diesel Proper. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Distruzi economy, worth a remarkable 1,961 trillion Bezants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,699 Bezants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Distruzi Liberator", the National Art Gallery's newest exhibit is the 500-year old Luna Lisa, and private law firms are unheard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Distruzio's national animal is the Cosa Nostra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholic Orthodoxy.

Distruzio is ranked 60,420th in the world and 9th in Laissez Faireholm for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,479.07 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Top
1%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 88thMost Efficient Economies: 331stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 558thHighest Crime Rates: 714thMost Armed: 880thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 956thFattest Citizens: 1,313thLargest Retail Industry: 1,355thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,590thTop
5%
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,041stLargest Mining Sector: 2,340thMost Avoided: 2,649thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,141stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,667thLargest Black Market: 3,820thHighest Economic Output: 4,177thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,820thHighest Average Incomes: 4,918thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,961stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,278thTop
10%
Most Devout: 8,695thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,430thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,330thLargest Populations: 11,065thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,178thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,143rd
Top
5%
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Average: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Distruzio, private law firms are unheard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Distruzio, the National Art Gallery's newest exhibit is the 500-year old Luna Lisa.
  • : Following new legislation in Distruzio, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Distruzi Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Distruzio, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities.
  • : Distruzio was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 5% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Distruzio was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Distruzio, schoolchildren learn basic numeracy by counting off their push-ups.
  • : Following new legislation in Distruzio, churches now double as dungeons.
  • : Following new legislation in Distruzio, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation.
  • : Distruzio was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.

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