The Federated Realms of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Faith, Family, Business
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Federated Realms of Distruzio is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by His Majesty Titolli di Medici with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 8.976 billion Distruzi have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diesel Proper. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Distruzi economy, worth a remarkable 1,610 trillion Bezants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,455 Bezants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices, Max Barry is this year's Miss Distruzio, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Distruzio's national animal is the Cosa Nostra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholic Orthodoxy.

Distruzio is ranked 75th in The Crown Federation of Recon and 126,408th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -155 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago

  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Distruzio, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Distruzio, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Distruzio, Max Barry is this year's Miss Distruzio.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Distruzio, school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Distruzio, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • 18 days ago: Distruzio was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 27 days ago: Distruzio was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 37 days ago: Following new legislation in Distruzio, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • 37 days ago: Following new legislation in Distruzio, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 37 days ago: Following new legislation in Distruzio, only adults may purchase violent video games.

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