The Federated Realms of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Faith, Family, Business
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Federated Realms of Distruzio is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by His Majesty Titolli di Medici with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 9.146 billion Distruzi have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diesel Proper. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Distruzi economy, worth a remarkable 1,643 trillion Bezants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,660 Bezants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Distruzio's national animal is the Cosa Nostra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholic Orthodoxy.

Distruzio is ranked 11th in The Crown Federation of Recon and 2,809th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 34 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Distruzio was ranked #1 in the region for Most Armed (last census: Top 5%).
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Distruzio, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Distruzio, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Distruzio, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • 17 days ago: Distruzio was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Happiest Citizens.
  • 21 days ago: Distruzio fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • 24 days ago: Distruzio was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: Top 5%).
  • 39 days ago: Following new legislation in Distruzio, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands.
  • 40 days ago: Following new legislation in Distruzio, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 40 days ago: Following new legislation in Distruzio, Max Barry is this year's Miss Distruzio.

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