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The Federated Realms of Distruzio

“Solus summus et singularis”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Laissez Faireholm

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The Federated Realms of Distruzio is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by His Majesty Titolli di Medici with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.595 billion Distruzi have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Defence, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diesel Proper. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Book Publishing and Uranium Mining.

Teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, children are regularly married to each other to secure business deals between families, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Distruzio's national animal is the Cosa Nostra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Catholic Orthodoxy, and its currency is the Bezant.

Distruzio is ranked 12th in Laissez Faireholm and 3,139th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 154.5 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Distruzio fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Distruzio, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Distruzio, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Distruzio, children are regularly married to each other to secure business deals between families.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Distruzio, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • 6 days ago: Distruzio fell out of the regional Top 10% for Fattest Citizens.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Distruzio, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Distruzio, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Distruzio, atheists are heavily taxed.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Distruzio, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.

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