Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 86th Most Efficient Economies: 337th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 522nd
The Federated Realms of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Faith, Family, Business
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Founder
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Federated Realms of Distruzio is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by His Majesty Titolli di Medici with an even hand, and notable for its suspicion of poets, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 10.013 billion Distruzi have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diesel Proper. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Distruzi economy, worth a remarkable 1,928 trillion Bezants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,609 Bezants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, judges are all-powerful, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, and the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Distruzio's national animal is the Cosa Nostra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholic Orthodoxy.

Distruzio is ranked 337th in the world and 2nd in Laissez Faireholm for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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1%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 86thMost Efficient Economies: 337thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 522ndHighest Crime Rates: 679thMost Armed: 824thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 971stFattest Citizens: 1,248thLargest Retail Industry: 1,305thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,517thTop
5%
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,255thLargest Mining Sector: 2,321stMost Avoided: 2,587thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,167thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,596thLargest Black Market: 3,838thHighest Economic Output: 4,204thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,388thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,815thHighest Average Incomes: 4,830thTop
10%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,580thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,598thMost Devout: 10,231stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,547thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,824thLargest Populations: 11,233rd
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Most Average: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Distruzio, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Distruzio, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Distruzio, judges are all-powerful.
  • : Following new legislation in Distruzio, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Distruzio, rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable.
  • : Following new legislation in Distruzio, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Distruzio, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Distruzio, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
  • : Following new legislation in Distruzio, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.
  • : Distruzio was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.

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