The Jingoistic States of Destructive Hail Storm is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by confused golf players with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 20.064 billion Destructive Hail Stormians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Property Damage. The average income tax rate is 46.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Destructive Hail Stormian economy, worth 662 trillion Ices a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 33,001 Ices, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Destructive Hail Storm has designated Property Damage as its capital city and confused golf players has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Destructive Hail Storm's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Destructive Hail Storm is ranked 163,842^nd in the world and 115^th in Jenny for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 219.35 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.