The Dominion of Darth Chocolate is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 35.972 billion Oompa Loompas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Welfare, with Law & Order, Environment, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 82.0%.

The strong Darth Chocolatean economy, worth a remarkable 1,663 trillion chips a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Pizza Delivery industry. Average income is 46,236 chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, parents dread their examinations more than their children, and the government prefers to leave the past buried. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darth Chocolate's national animal is the mousse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Darth Chocolate is ranked 280,069^th in the world and 91^st in Texas for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -10.43 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.