“Rich and Creamy”
|Category: Capitalist Paradise|
Regional Influence: Truckler
The Dominion of Darth Chocolate is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 14.585 billion Oompa Loompas are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Social Welfare, although the Environment and Law & Order are on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darth Chocolate's national animal is the mousse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the chip.
Most Recent Government Activity: 13 days ago
- 23 days ago: Darth Chocolate was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 5%).
- 26 days ago: Darth Chocolate changed its national demonym to "Oompa Loompa".
- 42 days ago: Darth Chocolate's influence in Texas fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
- 43 days ago: Darth Chocolate's influence in Texas rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- 129 days ago: Darth Chocolate's influence in Texas fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
- 134 days ago: Darth Chocolate's influence in Texas rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- 151 days ago: Darth Chocolate fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- 157 days ago: Darth Chocolate was removed from the regional ban list of Anarchy by The Fluffy Fascist Ducks of Duck-Boss.
- 158 days ago: Darth Chocolate resigned from the World Assembly.
- 159 days ago: Darth Chocolate was endorsed by The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins.