The Free People of Dainer is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 29.833 billion Daineri love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acropolis. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Daineri economy, worth a remarkable 1,671 trillion aleivas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 56,029 aleivas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, and counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dainer's national animal is the lightning dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dainer is ranked 289,794^th in the world and 137^th in Emirates of Futurnia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 2,801.47 Standard Monetary Units.