The Magic Queendom of Covenous is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by High Priestess Wendy Whaliams with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 782 million Witches have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Coven. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.1%.

The powerhouse Witchy economy, worth 67.1 trillion mana points a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,759 mana points, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, and High Priestess Wendy Whaliams signs the laws but abides by none of them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Covenous's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Covenous is ranked 29,086^th in the world and 1,780^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 71.95 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.