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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,160thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,514thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,713th
The Senatorial College of
Democratic Socialists
Move what others cannot, and stand where they fall.
High Magistrate Enkidu
Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Cielovera

Population5.115 billion

CapitalZylazistratium
LeaderHigh Magistrate Enkidu
FaithChristianity

CurrencyRizeth
AnimalPanther

The Senatorial College of Cielovera is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by High Magistrate Enkidu with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 5.115 billion Cieloverans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zylazistratium. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cieloveran economy, worth a remarkable 1,053 trillion Rizeths a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 205,896 Rizeths, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, and High Magistrate Enkidu claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cielovera's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Cielovera is ranked 265,968th in the world and 1,318th in The Communist Bloc for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 40.53 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,160thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,514thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,713thLargest Governments: 5,113thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,128thMost Inclusive: 5,234thMost Developed: 5,962ndHighest Food Quality: 6,016thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,389thLowest Crime Rates: 6,448thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,595thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,626thSmartest Citizens: 6,872ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,591stMost Cultured: 7,692ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,775thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,440thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,297thSafest: 9,388thHighest Average Incomes: 9,452ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,243rdMost Patriotic: 11,287thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,576thMost Income Equality: 11,722ndMost Secular: 12,281stMost Advanced Public Education: 12,437thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 14,745thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,160thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,922ndLargest Welfare Programs: 17,544thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,666thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,059thBest Weather: 21,278thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,238thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,283rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24,574th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 54th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 54th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 61st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 70th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 74th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 77th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 81st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 88th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 107th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 116th in the regionLargest Governments: 121st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 121st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 136th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 137th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cielovera, High Magistrate Enkidu claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'.
  • : Following new legislation in Cielovera, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Cielovera, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril.
  • : Following new legislation in Cielovera, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases.
  • : Following new legislation in Cielovera, endangered species face obesity instead of extinction.
  • : Following new legislation in Cielovera, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
  • : Following new legislation in Cielovera, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
  • : Following new legislation in Cielovera, the Zylazistratium XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle.
  • : Cielovera published "Handling Recent Issues" (Bulletin: News).
  • : Following new legislation in Cielovera, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average.

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