The Republic of Cashbergs is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.35 billion Cashbergsians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The thriving Cashbergsian economy, worth 407 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 64,174 rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 227,155 per year while the poor average 13,090, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cashbergs's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cashbergs is ranked 283,367^th in the world and 10,477^th in Osiris for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -15.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.