The Democratic States of Britic Free 12 is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Hublenu Mizitsorito with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.415 billion Britic Free 12ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blonaris. The average income tax rate is 60.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Britic Free 12ian economy, worth 420 trillion yuhs a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,933 yuhs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, and the Blonaris Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Britic Free 12's national animal is the spider-tailed snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violet-Purple-ism.

Britic Free 12 is ranked 115,856^th in the world and 46^th in The Transitionists for Most Corrupt Governments, with 8.46 kickbacks per hour.