Blackhelm Confederacy was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 59
Largest Populations: 2,324th Highest Economic Output: 3,467th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,012th
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The Incorporated States of Blackhelm Confederacy is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lucius Blackhelm with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.678 billion Blackhelm Confederacyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.9%.

The powerhouse Blackhelm Confederacyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,148 trillion Confederate Credits a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 99,111 Confederate Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 285,555 per year while the poor average 27,317, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Blackhelm Confederacy with a very polite populace, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Blackhelm Confederacy, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Blackhelm Confederacy's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Blackhelm Confederacy is ranked 91,934th in the world and 7th in Astyria for Most Primitive, scoring -51.62 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Populations: 2,324thHighest Economic Output: 3,467thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,012thLargest Black Market: 5,247thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,777thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,250thMost Stationary: 6,759thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,454thMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,415thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,575thTop
Most Devout: 9,633rdMost Influential: 10,250thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,342ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,543rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,720thFattest Citizens: 14,332ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,844thMost Armed: 18,595th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the region

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