Population | 3.013 billion |
Currency | baht |
Animal | dove |
The Republic of Beyonce is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.013 billion Beyonceans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Education and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 37.7%.
The large but inefficient Beyoncean economy, worth 119 trillion baht a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,810 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
A stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, Leader often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers, immigrants complain that natives keep coming over and taking their jobs, and the military will start wars with other nations on a lark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Beyonce's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Beyonce is ranked 267,917th in the world and 1st in Beyonce for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.89 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Beyonce was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens and Most Conservative, the Top 5% for Most Authoritarian, and the Top 10% for Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Beyonce proposed constructing embassies between Beyonce and The Bar on the corner of every region.
- : Beyonce agreed to construct embassies between Beyonce and The Embassy.
- : Beyonce agreed to construct embassies between Beyonce and Hurricane 12.
- : Beyonce agreed to construct embassies between Beyonce and One Collective Brain Cell.
- : Beyonce published "Beyoncé" (Factbook: Overview).
- : Beyonce agreed to construct embassies between Beyonce and True Waskaria.
- : Beyonce agreed to construct embassies between Beyonce and Guinea Kiribati.
- : Beyonce's influence in Beyonce rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
- : Beyonce updated the World Factbook entry in Beyonce.