The Empire of Bears and Falcons is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 16.784 billion Bears and Falconsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The thriving Bears and Falconsian economy, worth 848 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 50,561 kronor, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 178,973 per year while the poor average 10,313, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bears and Falcons's national animal is the falcon.

Bears and Falcons is ranked 52,876^th in the world and 1^st in The Realm of Liberty for Most Primitive, scoring 52.44 on the Scary Big Number Scale.