The State of Basseterre Beach is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 35.477 billion Basseterre Beachians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Douglas City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Basseterre Beachian economy, worth a remarkable 1,494 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 42,135 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 286,469 per year while the poor average 2,263, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, all tariffs have been abolished, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and Basseterre Beach has designated Douglas City as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Basseterre Beach's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Basseterre Beach is ranked 121,928^th in the world and 1^st in St Kitts for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,457.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.