The Republic of Anyways is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 313 million Anywaysians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The strong Anywaysian economy, worth 14.6 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 46,613 rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 300,429 per year while the poor average 2,922, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Anyways's national animal is the penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Anyways is ranked 279,514^th in the world and 8,532^nd in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -4.47 on the Gilded Widget Scale.