The Republic of Anglophobia is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.981 billion Anglophobians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 77.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Anglophobian economy, worth a remarkable 1,510 trillion bitcoins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 168,197 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Anglophobians, corporate lobbying has been outlawed, and a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Anglophobia's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Anglophobia is ranked 275,826^th in the world and 10,188^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 6.28 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.