Population | 12.294 billion |
Currency | Amyx Dollar |
Animal | wolf |
The Rogue Nation of Amyx is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its aversion to nipples, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.294 billion Amyxians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Amyxian economy, worth a remarkable 4,968 trillion Amyx Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 404,124 Amyx Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,413,922 per year while the poor average 30,828, a ratio of 78.3 to 1.
Officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, people all over Amyx are dying of 'Mad Wolf Disease', and forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Amyx's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Amyx is ranked 285,267th in the world and 53rd in The Alliance of Dictators for Safest, scoring 2.71 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Amyx, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
- : Following new legislation in Amyx, people all over Amyx are dying of 'Mad Wolf Disease'.
- : Following new legislation in Amyx, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
- : Following new legislation in Amyx, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Amyx, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
- : Following new legislation in Amyx, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing.
- : Following new legislation in Amyx, black tea is only available on the black market.
- : Following new legislation in Amyx, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones.
- : Following new legislation in Amyx, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity.
- : Following new legislation in Amyx, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street.