The State of Allahu Akbari is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of public education and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.555 billion Allahu Akbarians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Douglas City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The powerhouse Allahu Akbarian economy, worth 995 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 44,156 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 127,881 per year while the poor average 12,082, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and Allahu Akbari has designated Douglas City as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Allahu Akbari's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Allahu Akbari is ranked 213,627^th in the world and 1^st in Republic of Iraq for Nicest Citizens, with 8.23 average smiles per day.