The Endless Bars of
Corporate Police State
You mana gon realise Tintin aint bout dem games no more
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Endless Bars of Adaia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jamie Adenuga with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.038 billion mandem are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 0208. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient bate economy, worth a remarkable 5,526 trillion shiny charizards a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 423,839 shiny charizards, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,625,451 per year while the poor average 29,521, a ratio of 88.9 to 1.

The nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan, "To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, and Adaia is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Adaia's national animal is the Jammer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is BBK.

Adaia is ranked 161st in the West Pacific and 5,256th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 36 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Adaia was endorsed by The Happy Dungeon Wanderer of Big Bad Badger.
  • : Following new legislation in Adaia, Adaia is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Adaia lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Adaia, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.
  • : Following new legislation in Adaia, "To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis.
  • : Following new legislation in Adaia, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Adaia, troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean.
  • : Adaia lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Adaia, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Adaia, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.

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