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The Potential Benefits of Adaia

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: New Warsaw Pact

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The Potential Benefits of Adaia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Polo with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.963 billion Pathetic Losers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turrig-zzi-Eyss. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Automobile Manufacturing.

Inheritance tax has recently been abolished, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Adaia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Vainamism, and its currency is the garnet.

Adaia is ranked 1st in New Warsaw Pact and 1,956th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 198 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Adaia was ranked #1 in the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides (last census: Top 5%).
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Adaia, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Adaia, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Adaia, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Adaia, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Adaia, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Adaia, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Adaia, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Adaia, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 8 days ago: Adaia lodged a message on the New Warsaw Pact Regional Message Board.

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