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The Reasonably High Self-Esteem of Adaia

“Ayyyy lmao”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: New Warsaw Pact

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The Reasonably High Self-Esteem of Adaia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Polo with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of public education, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.788 billion Adaians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turrig-zzi-Eyss. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Adaian economy, worth a remarkable 4,345 trillion slightly past-sell-by-date biscuits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 402,786 slightly past-sell-by-date biscuits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,742,554 per year while the poor average 4,007, a ratio of 933 to 1.

The government seizes all major gold finds, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and the Hanging Gardens account for half of Turrig-zzi-Eyss's water use. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Adaia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Glam-Djent.

Adaia is ranked 1st in New Warsaw Pact and 219th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 19 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Adaia, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Adaia fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Devout.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Adaia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Devout.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Adaia lodged a message on the New Warsaw Pact Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Adaia lodged a message on the New Warsaw Pact Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Adaia lodged a message on the New Warsaw Pact Regional Message Board.
  • 6 days ago: Adaia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector.
  • 6 days ago: Adaia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Adaia, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Turrig-zzi-Eyss's water use.
  • 7 days ago: Adaia lodged a message on the New Warsaw Pact Regional Message Board.

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