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The Particularly Putrid Potato of Adaia

“Многие подчиняются одного.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Instigator

Location: New Warsaw Pact

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The Particularly Putrid Potato of Adaia is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Polo with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.085 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piers Morgan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Automobile Manufacturing.

Ravenous Rocket Salad racing stadiums are open 24/7, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, and there are no minimum wage laws. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Adaia's national animal is the Ravenous Rocket Salad, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Yoloswaggism, and its currency is the somewhat mouldy pie.

Adaia is ranked 1st in New Warsaw Pact and 261st in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 21 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 minutes ago

  • 112 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Adaia, there are no minimum wage laws.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Adaia, there are no minimum wage laws.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Adaia, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Adaia, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Adaia, Ravenous Rocket Salad racing stadiums are open 24/7.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Adaia, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Adaia, army rations are served on silver platters.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Adaia, the populace lives in fear of painful execution for minor offences.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Adaia, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Adaia, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.

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