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The Embarrassing Matter of Adaia

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: New Warsaw Pact

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The Embarrassing Matter of Adaia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Polo with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.689 billion Pathetic Losers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turrig-zzi-Eyss. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Automobile Manufacturing.

Military spending recently hit a new high, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, the lizard is reportedly extinct, and military service is compulsory. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Adaia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Vainamism, and its currency is the garnet.

Adaia is ranked 190th in New Warsaw Pact and 91,017th in the world for Most Average, scoring 516 on the Average Standarized Normality Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Adaia, military service is compulsory.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Adaia, the lizard is reportedly extinct.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Adaia, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Adaia, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • 6 days ago: Adaia lodged a message on the New Warsaw Pact Regional Message Board.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Adaia, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • 7 days ago: Adaia lodged a message on the New Warsaw Pact Regional Message Board.
  • 7 days ago: Adaia lodged a message on the New Warsaw Pact Regional Message Board.
  • 7 days ago: Adaia lodged a message on the New Warsaw Pact Regional Message Board.
  • 7 days ago: Adaia lodged a message on the New Warsaw Pact Regional Message Board.

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