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The Embarrassing Matter of Adaia

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Category: Corporate Police State
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Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: New Warsaw Pact


The Embarrassing Matter of Adaia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Polo with an iron fist, and notable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.644 billion Pathetic Losers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turrig-zzi-Eyss. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Automobile Manufacturing.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Lizard Lasagne is a hit, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Adaia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Vainamism, and its currency is the garnet.

Adaia is ranked 251st in New Warsaw Pact and 112,110th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -952 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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