Most Corrupt Governments: 93rd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 114th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 185th
The Endless Bars of
Corporate Police State
You mana gon realise Tintin aint bout dem games no more
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Endless Bars of Adaia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jamie Adenuga with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, triple-decker prams, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.524 billion mandem are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 0208. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient bate economy, worth a remarkable 5,847 trillion shiny charizards a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 432,366 shiny charizards, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,799,221 per year while the poor average 26,768, a ratio of 104 to 1.

Academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks, chemically brainwashed citizens praise Jamie Adenuga's name on an hourly basis, almost all of Adaia's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, and the government spends its days financing the delocalisation of its own economy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Adaia's national animal is the Jammer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is BBK.

Adaia is ranked 191,840th in the world and 9,538th in the West Pacific for Best Weather, with -1695 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 93rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 114thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 185thMost Avoided: 194thLargest Retail Industry: 201stHighest Average Incomes: 255thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 262ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 267thLargest Insurance Industry: 281stLargest Mining Sector: 289thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 299thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 317thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 347thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 509thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 514thFattest Citizens: 558thHighest Economic Output: 599thLargest Agricultural Sector: 880thLargest Gambling Industry: 880thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 962ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,051stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,060thMost Efficient Economies: 1,733rdRudest Citizens: 1,761stHighest Drug Use: 1,798thTop
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Most Influential: 2,464thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,488thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,886thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,259thMost Devout: 3,364thMost Extreme: 3,565thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,910thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,290thMost Pro-Market: 5,404thLargest Black Market: 5,872ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,348thLowest Crime Rates: 6,681stLargest Populations: 6,880thLargest Governments: 7,159thMost Conservative: 8,504thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 10,245thSmartest Citizens: 14,363rd
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Devout: 42nd in the regionMost Influential: 43rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 56th in the regionLargest Populations: 59th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Black Market: 63rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 63rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 79th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 92nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 104th in the regionLargest Governments: 122nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 122nd in the regionMost Extreme: 123rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 146th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 178th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 321st in the regionMost Stationary: 372nd in the regionMost Conservative: 438th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 744th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Adaia was endorsed by The Protectorate of Do Foul.
  • : Adaia lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Adaia, the government spends its days financing the delocalisation of its own economy.
  • : Adaia lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Adaia lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Adaia, almost all of Adaia's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • : Adaia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Adaia, chemically brainwashed citizens praise Jamie Adenuga's name on an hourly basis.
  • : Following new legislation in Adaia, academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks.
  • : Adaia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Royaume De Roulant.

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