The Constitutional Monarchy of Absolute communism283 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.317 billion Absolute communism283ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism283ian economy, worth 689 trillion Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 159,641 Yen, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism283's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absolute communism283 is ranked 11,353^rd in the world and 676^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.79 law-abiding acts per hour.