The Constitutional Federal Rep of ViZion is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 33.932 billion ViZionarians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.7%.

The frighteningly efficient ViZionian economy, worth a remarkable 4,689 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 138,202 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting, and former slave-owners hope there are no hard feelings when they apply for jobs from their erstwhile charges. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ViZion's national animal is the Babu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ViZion is ranked 11,496^th in the world and 6^th in Astyria for Most Cultured, scoring 112 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.