The Nabetseican Realm of Jeltronia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by High King Jon with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 17.931 billion Jeltronians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bascav. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jeltronian economy, worth a remarkable 4,302 trillion Jeltronian Estedoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 239,973 Jeltronian Estedoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeltronia's national animal is the Imperial Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nabetseism.

Jeltronia is ranked 2,428^th in the world and 1^st in The Jeltronian Empire for Most Cultured, scoring 243 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.