The Stratocratic Republic of Icrum is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Arbiter Audhild Marchand-Yngvildr with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 17.604 billion Icrumians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vacaria. The average income tax rate is 41.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Icrumian economy, worth a remarkable 3,083 trillion Prints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 175,179 Prints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and Arbiter Audhild Marchand-Yngvildr spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders. Crime is totally unknown. Icrum's national animal is the South Icrumian Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Icrumian Ethreism.

Icrum is ranked 4,521^st in the world and 3^rd in Austritaria for Most Cultured, scoring 178 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.