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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,249thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,432ndFattest Citizens: 4,993rd
The Democratic Republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Mto mkubwa wa kuendeleza maisha yetu.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Djocoranga

Population11.687 billion

CapitalMtoville
LeaderGeneral Boku
FaithThe Path of Boku

CurrencyMwanzi
AnimalEgret

The Democratic Republic of Djocoranga is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Boku with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.687 billion Djocorangans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mtoville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.2%.

The all-consuming Djocorangan economy, worth a remarkable 1,411 trillion Mwanzis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 120,746 Mwanzis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 437,117 per year while the poor average 23,788, a ratio of 18.4 to 1.

The government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at Djocoranga's universities, and procrastination is a national sport. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Djocoranga's national animal is the Egret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Path of Boku.

Djocoranga is ranked 17,410th in the world and 25th in Rushmore for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,286.35 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,249thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,432ndFattest Citizens: 4,993rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,095thMost Avoided: 7,721stMost Rebellious Youth: 8,289thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,392ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,864thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,574thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,410thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,370thHighest Economic Output: 19,653rdLargest Insurance Industry: 22,485thLargest Retail Industry: 22,750thLargest Mining Sector: 22,796thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,495thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24,415thMost Pro-Market: 24,581st
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Most Pro-Market: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the region

National Happenings

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  • : Djocoranga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Valuable International Artwork, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Djocoranga's influence in Rushmore rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Djocoranga was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Djocoranga's influence in Rushmore fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
  • : Djocoranga's influence in Rushmore rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Djocoranga was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Djocoranga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Djocoranga's influence in Rushmore rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Djocoranga was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Djocoranga's influence in Rushmore rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".

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