The People of Aundotutunagir is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its national health service, state-planned economy, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.168 billion Aundotutunagirians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Aundotutunagirian economy, worth a remarkable 3,735 trillion rarest thing evers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 116,132 rarest thing evers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending recently hit a new high, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aundotutunagir's national animal is the one about to eat you, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aundotutunagir is ranked 244,200^th in the world and 15^th in Antarctic Oasis for Nicest Citizens, with 1.52 average smiles per day.