The Empire of Krystalveil is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Imperial Council with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.265 billion Krystalveilians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemon City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Krystalveilian economy, worth a remarkable 3,873 trillion Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 343,869 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A passport is literally priceless, there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of The Imperial Council, and the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people. Crime is totally unknown. Krystalveil's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krystalveil is ranked 2,357^th in the world and 39^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,853.34 on the Clooney Contribution Index.